Death Is Only the Beginning

apparently in our society, stupid cunts think it’s hilarious to screw other people out of money and/or refuse to repay people what they owe them. what they don’t seem to realize though, is that when it comes to money, people never “just let it go”. flesh has a price, i wish people could comprehend that. because when it comes to my family and the people i love, if you fuck with them, you better expect to get your ass kicked. and i don’t just mean the normal ass kicking, where a punch or two is thrown. i mean, hospitalization. so if you see this. and you know you fall into this category, i suggest you pay up, or start watching your back. every minute, of every day. because i know where you live, i know where you work, i know where your parents live, and i know where your dogs live. and i have no qualms bringing them into this. none. and i am a ruthless bitch. remember that.

one last thing.

make the smart decision. the one that keeps you alive.

(Source: casimirfornalski)

Guess who’s a high hot mess

(Source: mykkieisaspaceman)

theydontknowaboutgays:

orbmanson7:

ilikegusbetterinabuttondown:

Childhood movies taught me the most important thing of all: parents aren’t always right and they don’t always know what’s best for you.

look how many notes this thing has

The first one isn’t really true… Cause she isn’t her mother…

(Source: dreamberks)

theuntalentedsinger:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

obsessivencompulsive:

In health our teacher was showing us how to use girl condoms and passed around a fake vagina that everyone had to put said girl condom in. It got to a boy and he said “Do I really have to do this, vaginas aren’t really my forte.” and thats basically how he came out.

can someone please make a gold star for this guy that doesn’t say you tried

(Source: m-adorent)

asilookatthemoon:

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.

My life is complete.

(Source: theamericankid)

ilikecatzbro:

thegoddamazon:

deliciouskaek:

il-tenore-regina:

origin-of-frost:

captaingumdrop:

eachlittle-bird-that-sings:

how do you cat?

you dont

cats dont logic

Cats aren’t bound by the laws of nature.

This is the reason why cats have always been associated with magic.

this actually explains a lot

That cat just ran straight up a vertical surface.

WTF.

Cat.
Climb
Door.
Easy cat.

cloudcuckoolander527:

It is impossible not to love Anne Hathaway.

(Source: how-to-find-neverland)

(Source: adrixu)